..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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