She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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