He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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