I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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