it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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