Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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