Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
did i walk over a car last night?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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