Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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