I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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