yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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