have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
