Even the bartender felt bad for me
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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