Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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