It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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