That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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