Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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