nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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