And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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