gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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