That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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