I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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