I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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