We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
