I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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