did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize