scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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