I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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