did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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