i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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