oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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