Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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