It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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