I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I FOUND THE LEGS
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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