I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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