I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I forget how to act sober
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