And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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