she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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