My nipple is on Facebook.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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