god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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