Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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