Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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