he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Farmville is her only friend.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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