nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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