Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
a search helicopter?!
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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