i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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