Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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