We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Dicks are not precious.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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