Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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