He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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