Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
do nipples grow back?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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