if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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