dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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