I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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