i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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